Adventures of a weird white kid

This body is male, but this mind is not.
part of 99% of fandoms and an aspiring director/actor/writer

fairyysquaadmother-deactivated2:

sillydumbfool:

catboyminato:

Here’s what Anonymous has done so far:

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and my favorite:

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The Reciepts:

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spread the word y’all

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SPREAD THE WORD

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BOUGHT AND R*PED CHILDREN AND ANONYMOUS HAS FINALLY EXPOSED HIS CRIMES FOR ALL TO SEE

Jesus fucking christ

Omfg anonymous I have missed you!

(via clownboybebop)

commasameleon:
“Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to...

commasameleon:

Sorry as someone who teaches rhetoric this is a wonderful response to the Paradox of Tolerance. I cannot tell you how many times my students have had debates about this. This is the response. This does indeed fix it. I cannot wait to tell this to my classes now. Philosophically and rhetorically this completely resolved the Paradox of Tolerance and I am floored by its simplicity and angry I never saw it before.

(via space-age-babe)

bumblebeerror:
“This is why art is important, in case you were wondering.
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“Oh god, I love plastic. I’m so full, but I want more!”

bumblebeerror:

This is why art is important, in case you were wondering.

“Oh god, I love plastic. I’m so full, but I want more!”

(via sasstricbypass)

because apparently this needs to be said AGAIN

vampireapologist:

marzipanandminutiae:

in the most general aesthetic terms possible

1600s: most witch-hunts ended in this century. no witches were burned in North America; they were hanged or in one case pressed to death

1700s: the American Revolution. Marie Antoinette. the French Revolution. the crazy King George. most pirate movies

1800-1830: Jane Austen! Pride and Prejudice! those dresses where the waist is right under one’s boobs and men have a crapton of facial hair inside high collars

1830-1900: Victorian. Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end

1900-1920: Edwardian. Titanic, World War I, the Samantha books from American Girl, Art Nouveau

1920s: Great Gatsby. Jazz Age. Flappers and all that. most people get this right but IT IS NOT VICTORIAN. STUFF FROM THIS ERA IS NOT VICTORIAN. DO NOT CALL IT VICTORIAN OR LIST IT ON EBAY AS VICTORIAN. THAT HAPPENS SURPRISINGLY OFTEN GIVEN HOW STAGGERING THE VISUAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ERAS IS. also not 100 years ago yet, glamour.com “100 years of X” videos. you’re lazy, glamour.com. you’re lazy and I demand my late Edwardian styles

I just saw people referencing witch burning and Marie Antoinette on a post about something happening in 1878. 1878. when there were like trains and flush toilets and early plastic and stuff. if you guys learn nothing else about history, you should at least have vague mental images for each era

“Les Miserables is at the beginning, the Civil War is in the middle, and Dracula is at the end” sounds like the longest weirdest worst movie I’d pay to see in theatres five times.

(via disney-n-stuff)

notbomb:
“w00dchips:
“cloudfreed:
“ blessedimagesblog:
“After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
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This is such a cute and helpful idea,...

notbomb:

w00dchips:

cloudfreed:

blessedimagesblog:

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

(via modmad)

clownboybebop:

very specific wlw dynamic of the day is jaded private eye who cracks wise and runs from her past + gleeful proprietor of a VIOLENTLY haunted toy store

johnny-spades:

So if Stanly and Standford went on an adventure, learned a bunch of life lessons, and grew as people….would it be a Stanly Parable?

I don’t remember writing this at all but I’m so proud of it.

fandomsandfeminism:

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alicesobscurity:

fandomsandfeminism:

Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:


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https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/

Thank you for a source!

Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like…30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she’s not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.

To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:

1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that’s confusing


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2. Yes, it’s the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)

3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.

3/28/2021 It is Sunday morning. They are going to try again today to dislodge the Ever Given with the tides/tug boats.

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Sunday evening: still stuck.


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Maybe tomorrow evening?

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With 17 tugboats helping her- The Ever Given has been refloated and is straightening out! It looks like she did it, yall. She’s moving!

Friends. I am so sorry. It is 8am Monday and…we may have celebrated prematurely???


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She…she might still be stuck? Or be re-stuck? It’s a little unclear at this point.

8:30 Monday update!!!


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I think it’s for real this time. I think she’s free.

(via artemis-pendragon)